2007年12月30日星期日

"The Mom" song - 老媽子之歌

 - 老媽子之歌
Anita Renfroe 今年45歲, 是美國喬治亞州, 亞特蘭大Atlanta, Georgia,
一位教會傳道人, 他的丈夫是牧師, 有三名子女,
她以諧趣形式, 用William Tell Overture内一段音樂配上
為母者通常教導子女的常用語, 以表現為母之道Momisms,
此段The Mom Song出現後, 受到廣大Moni歡迎,
她多次上美國電視表演如Good Morning America 等。
她亦寫了幾本書,
不過最精采的還是她唱的下集Dad Song - For all Fathers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeTaSmXAXH0
曲詞只有三個字

The Mom Song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7R9SFBLvIk

"The Mom" song,

sung to the William Tell Overture
What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds!
Hilarious and talented!
Lyrics for "The Mom Song" is given below.

"The Mom Song"


Get up nowGet up now
Get up out of bedWash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I saidGet up now!
Get up and make your bedAre you hot?
Are you cold?Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovelChew slowly
But hurryThe bus is here
Be carefulCome back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel
I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this wayIt must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry aboutOh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!Ta da!!!

老媽子之歌中文歌詞 by sidekick

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